I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
