I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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