how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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