Do vagina's smell?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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