Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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