I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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