I molested 6 butterflies tonight
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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