ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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