I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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