No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
cat food counts as protein by the way
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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