Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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