I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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