I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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