I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think a kid would responsible me up
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
