You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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