Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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