I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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