White coat. Heels.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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