she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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