so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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She bit a glass in half.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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