its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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