Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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