my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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