i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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