yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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