Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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