I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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