how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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