that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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