you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
That accounts for only three of the penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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