Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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