There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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