btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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