i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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