I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Nicole vs. Life
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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