We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
