i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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