This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Enjoy the penises
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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