Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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