my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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