i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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