You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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