I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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