the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Don't EVER smell your tampon
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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