do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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