I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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