you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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