I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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