His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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