never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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