You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize
