We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
