I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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