So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
