return my video game
...so i touched it.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My Sexting was not on an AP level
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
