i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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