How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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