Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
